Swearing as a second language

by BrainPlanter on 30/07/2010

Imagine you’re a Korean in the United States, say New York City. You barely speak English, and you certainly don’t know how to cuss and swear. In New York? Please.

But there is hope. You can catch up. Just take this class. You’ll be swearing like a Soprano in no time.

But now, let’s say you do speak English, and swear words come easy for you. You need to watch this video, too. It wasn’t meant to be funny. But try not to laugh. Go ahead. Try.



What price, dignity?

by BrainPlanter on 26/07/2010

No. They’re not kidding.



Would you like to supersize that?

by Captain HaHa on 20/07/2010

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Endangered species

by BrainPlanter on 20/07/2010

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(Thanks, Steve-O)



Oh, what a feeling?

by Captain HaHa on 14/07/2010

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CSI: Animal Planet

by Captain HaHa on 12/07/2010

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Cat? No, I haven’t seen the cat. Why?



Karma.

by BrainPlanter on 10/07/2010

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Hungry?

Pop the top on one these babies —
A Quick & Tasty, Ready to Eat Candwich!

Yes! Sandwich in a can!

Available in PBJ (strawberry or grape) and BBQ Chicken.

Mmmmm.

Photo credit: Mark One Foods Corp



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You’ve heard the phrase, “If you want a friend, be a friend,” right?

Well screw that. It’s a whole new century, babes and buds. If your friends never give you their money, maybe it’s time you ask yourself, “What kind of friends are these freeloading chumps, anyway?” Or worse yet, look in the mirror… maybe you’re the chump.

Yep. Time to put it on the market.

And here’s the market: RentAFriend.com.



Take that, BP!

by KC on 07/07/2010

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Meet the Solar Impulse. Sporting the wingspan of a gigantic European Airbus and the weight of a mere Ford Focus, this little sweetie is on a mission to fly around the world — on solar power.

It’s happening even as we click… the plane left Switzerland for Switzerland this morning – taking the long route. Follow the adventure.



WTF, #43

by Tony Gambozo on 06/07/2010



You’ve come a long way, baby?

by BrainPlanter on 04/07/2010

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Source: “Woman’s Day” 10 Hilarious Headlines



Nasty habit for an 18-month-old

by BrainPlanter on 02/07/2010



Click it, or ticket? Not me, copper!

by Tony Gambozo on 02/07/2010

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Seat belt broken, but the stupid ding-ding-ding won’t stop? Well….

Source

(Thanks, Suzanne)



Ant Metropolis

by BrainPlanter on 30/06/2010

Forget ant farms.  This ant metropolis is absolutely amazing.  In the short video, scientists use ten tons of concrete to make an amazing discovery (if you’ll overlook the mass annihilation of  some of the earth’s hardest working creatures…)



No spoon? No problem!

by Tony Gambozo on 29/06/2010

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Link

(Thanks, Suzanne)



Lenny & the Baptists – New Orleans Live

by BrainPlanter on 28/06/2010

Lenny Kravitz heard music from his New Orleans’ balcony…



‘Investigative Reporter’ busted

by BrainPlanter on 24/06/2010

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In what may have been a terrible misunderstanding, cops arrested a television reporter for shoplifting at a Sears in Milford, Connecticut.

Desiree A. Fontaine advised the police she was just doing investigative research on assignment for a piece on shoplifting.

Not a bad story. Except… Fontaine is a traffic reporter.

D’oh!

She was charged with misdemeanor larceny.

Story: CTPost
Photo credit: ctpost.com



Old meets new

by Tony Gambozo on 24/06/2010

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Table Dance

by BrainPlanter on 23/06/2010



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